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« Previous EntriesSome Very Funny Pictures From the Fail Blog
Thursday, March 20th, 2008See more …
Subprime Primer
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
Subprime Primer
Picked this up on Twitter this afternoon (thanks @dpitkin). It is sad and funny. Also, there is some crude language in it just in case that kind of thing offends you.
Enjoy?
Top Ten - Things I Like and Dislike about Canada
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008I am in Ottawa this week and I decided to do a top 10 things I like and dislike about Canada.
I love Tim Horton’s coffee.
I don’t like Time Horton’s doughnuts.
I love “Bloody Caesar’s”.
I am pretty sure I don’t like Curling. However, I should catch a match. Do you call it a match?
I love […]
Darn I should have taken that job at Burger King
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008These guys on the web say my blog website johnmwillis.com is worth 18k. I am coming up on my first year anniversary of blogging and me-thinks I could have made more money flipping burgers (according to these guys). Actually the truth be told blogging gets me out of “Honey-do” work. However, my […]
Whisky in the Name of Science
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008Whisky in the Name of Science
When and where and I’ll be there. I think this would make a great podcast. Whiskey and Puppet. Of course all in the name of science.
Twitter Fun!
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008Have I told you that I love Twitter? I was reading about Mark Hinkle’s (Zenoss) traveling trouble yesterday, and I noticed this micro blog from him:
Second of three flights today…every seat is full…everybody loves sitting next to a huge dude…
It made me think of the last time I flew Southwest. […]
Bill Gates: the last day at Microsoft … Very Funny!
Monday, January 14th, 2008My Top 17 Favorite Posts of 2007
Saturday, December 15th, 2007The first question is, “If you are the only person who laughs at your joke is it still funny?” If your answer is “No,” then I strongly advise you not to read this blog entry.
Halloween Night 1987
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007It was about nine months into working for my first software company. I had lost all my savings from my first job (Exxon) 12 days prior (i.e., Black Monday).
Couldn’t Sleep
Saturday, October 13th, 2007I Just woke up and I turned on the TV. One of my all time favorite scenes was just starting. Fats (Jackie Gleason) racks ‘em up, and Fast Eddy wins the break. This is the first round, and, IMHO, it’s one of the most well-acted scenes ever.
The Hustler
I’m a Lebowski, You’re a Lebowski: Life, The Big Lebowski, and What Have You
Thursday, September 27th, 2007I’m a Lebowski, You’re a Lebowski: Life, The Big Lebowski, and What Have You
Need I say more?
This guy is really funny…
Monday, September 10th, 2007IBM now complains about our correction
iloviT #3
Monday, September 10th, 2007The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: IBM to announce $1 billion commitment to Facebook
I need replace all my computers with one of those new FaceBoxes.
Playing Guitar with Whurley!
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007http://www.flickr.com/photos/whurley/1326086375/
The Balvenie Single cask 15 years
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007http://old.johnmwillis.com/?page_id=49#comment-88
ESM Executive Watchlist #2
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007I am not finding a lot of ESM executives to make fun of these days, and, even though my old friend Mark Lewis EVP/CDO at EMC seems to be the only one popping up on my radar, he is laughing all the way to the bank.
In his recent blog post, he complain about not […]
Where did you meet your wife?
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007I met my wife at the Kentucky Derby.
So here’s the scenario: Twelve years from now a boy will ask his Dad, “Where did you and mommy meet”. The dad will say on Oracle 10g. The son will say, “Dad that is so old. I am running 15b on my mini-bike”.
eHarmony Weds Oracle […]
iloviT #2
Monday, August 27th, 2007IBM Server Worth $1.4 Million Falls Off Forklift — IBM — InformationWeek
Whiskey Watch (Heats Up!)
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007see …
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Whiskey Watch #001
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
On the way home from Nashville, I stopped at the Jack Daniels Distillery. Whiskey Watch has been officially focusing only on Scotch whiskeys, but, considering that it was Sunday and all, I figured that I could break the rules a little. I actually had a great time. I have been learning more […]
