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40 Days of Rag on ValleyWag – Day #3

By John | March 11, 2008

I was starting to get a little worried. It was nearing midnight, and I hadn’t really found a good rag-on-valleywag story yet. However, who else but good old, straight-from-the-gutter Melissa Gira Grant comes through for me. As you may recall, she writes all these how-to-get-sex-for-money articles on Valleyrag. This week ,she has been trying to give advice on how to pay for sex at SXSW in Austin. Heres the thing, “Sweat Melissa,” you typically don’t have to pay for sex in Austin. Austin is a rocking town were even guys like me can get lucky for free (not that I do). So save your advice for your Valleyrag 2ok per-hooker per day Valley idiots. Austin is just fine without your advice.

40 Days of Rag on ValleyWag – Day #1

40 Days of Rag on ValleyWag – Day #2

Topics: 40rag, sxsw, valleywag | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “40 Days of Rag on ValleyWag – Day #3”

  1. Nicholas Carlson Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    This is good, but c’mon you do better! Here’s a hint: look for posts in which we try to do math ;-)

  2. John Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Wow … it only took three days to get your attention. I was thinking 10 or 15 days best case.

    However, you need to help me with valley-speak and this new math you speak of. I am just a plain old hot-latna folk and I am not as fast on the “as they say” uptake.

    BTW, this is all in fun and now that we have been formally introduced I will lay off the harsh stuff.

    Thanks for coming to my blog
    John

  3. blah Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    melissa should go hump a telephone pole and get it out of her system, she is quickly becoming the ho-scoble, a cliche and an embarrassment

  4. John Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Now don’t be mean — do no evil isn’t that what google says?

    However, I agree…

    Without her Valleywag is informative more than half the time and only annoying some of the time. With her they are now annoying most of the time. I get it though sex sells as does 40 rags on valleywags…

    John

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    March 13th, 2008 at 7:17 am

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